Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, December 7, 2007

Feeling a Little Trashy...

Most of my readers know that I use Hotmail for my personal email account. Overall, it's a great (and free) web-based email service. I've used Hotmail for over 11 years, and apparently use it often enough that they asked me to be a beta tester for their current version (called Windows Live Mail) a couple years ago. So relatively speaking, I'm in their pretty good graces.

I'm starting to wonder though...

Today I sent a quick email to a friend from church, and had the following message to confirm my email was sent. Normally, I don't look at ads, but I'm a geek and saw the phone in the ad at the bottom. Then I read the message and wasn't sure whether to be insulted or laugh. See for yourselves... [I added a red box around the main element.]



Yes, apparently, I'm a "Ho" since I use the "Homail" service. Perhaps this is a growing trend to create services around specific lifestyles, but I'm not sure why "the oldest profession" needs any special email services different from anyone else's.

The additional irony is that the ad talks about "get[ting] cozy."

My current theory is that Hotmail might have retained radio shock jock Don Imus' services during his off-the-air stint resulting from him his calling women from the Rutgers women's basketball team "Nappy headed ho's".

Certainly, we can't attribute this to a simple spell check problem... :-)

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

How to Deal with a Telemarketer

Are telemarketers a problem at your home? Despite being listed on the National Do Not Call List, they somehow still bug our house at the worst times. Here's what I would like to do with every one of them. (NOTE: there is some mild profanity - not safe for children if you want to avoid them hearing/using the "ass" word.) I can assure you that you will bust a gut. Here's the link:

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

I hope you enjoy - and share your thought or other good telemarketer jokes/pranks in the comments section!